Have you been drinking? Top of Page , Blonde Joke List , My Little Sister's Jokes A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. Her girlfriend said, "Duh! A few minutes later, the blonde comes running back. A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. When she looked back up, she saw a tree, right in front of her! Mermaiddiver A blonde is walking down the street, listening to her headphones.
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After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. They had a wonderful, wonderful time. What do you do if a Blonde throws a pin at you? It's starting to rain and the top is down! To see what was on the other side. The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks was delivered.
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A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a golf club wrapped tightly around his throat. What happened to that other place with the beaches and the beautiful women playing in the water? When she looked back up, she saw a tree, right in front of her!
Then one day she comes home and finds her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. Funny jokes about blondes - In the hospital A blonde comes to a doctor and complains: If you're not in bed by 11 go home. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.